And I need you looking like a man who belongs at that table. Vesper: There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets. The end of Bond and Vesper's dueling Sherlock Scan scene on the train.He then spends the rest of the film getting beaten, poisoned, crashed, tortured and gets a nail in his back without complaint. When Bond has a chip installed so MI6 knows where he is he lets out a deadpan ‘Ow’.Followed by an almost comical Oh, Crap! face from Carlos when he hits the trigger on his cell phone, only to discover that Bond clipped the bomb to the back of his belt when they were fighting, and Bond getting a sadistic grin on his face when the guy blows his own ass off.he's tackled by Miami-Dade police officers and slammed against a squad car. And after getting up and dusting himself off. That alone is funny, but then he opens the door. After Bond manages to stop the fuel truck from crashing into the plane, he pauses for a moment, looking around wide-eyed as if he can't believe he just did that.Bond shrugs it off, and even tells him 'Guten Abend!' ('Good evening'). Later the tourist turns up at the bar at the same time Bond does and gets this 'Don't I know you?' look on his face.For good measure, he then throws the key into a set of nearby bushes. He then proceeds to crash the car in the parking lot note after parking perfectly as if to show us he could to create a distraction for security. Bond, at The Ocean Club trying to trace a message, gets mistaken for a valet by a rude German tourist.And the best part is that Bond actually shuts up and looks chastised.M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed. Bond: I thought 'M' was a randomly assigned letter.

Funny casino quotes